The Joke Thread

[hag1TSOTSO]

I've seen similar threads on other forums, so I thought I'd start one here. Post whatever jokes you want to here (so long as they are clean or aren't too inappropriate, lol).

Warning: Dumb blonde jokes below

-So there was this blonde who was sitting at a table and trying to put together a puzzle. She eventually became very frustrated and her husband came into the room. "It's suppose to be a tiger!" the blonde exclaimed. Her husband then said "Honey, put the Frosted Flakes back in the box."

-So a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde got in the back of some man's truck and hid under a tarp so that he could smuggle them over the border. When they arrived at the border the gatekeeper asked the man what was in the back of his truck. He said "I've got chickens," the brunette or redhead went "Buck! Buck!", "I've got ducks," the other said "Quack! Quack!", "and I've got potatoes." The blonde became confused and blurted "Potato! Potato!"

-So this man was at work and it was his birthday. His wife told his secretary to get him into his or her apartment (I forget which) so that they could give him a surprise party. So when it became lunch break the secretary asked if they could go back to her/his place for lunch, and he said that would be lovely. So they went back to her/his apartment and she said "Let me slip into something more comfortable..." She left the room and returned with the man's wife and children and they said "Surprise!" By the time they had entered the room, he was wearing nothing but his socks.

-How do you get a one-armed dummy out of a tree? Wave.

[MadameChung]

the 3rd one isn't a joke..its a Urban Legend

[brunettesimgirl]

I have a lot of jokes, most I cannot post though...

My favorite one:

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned: “I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!”

[Leggokatz]

I'm horrible at remembering jokes!
Here's my fave lame one lol...

Q: Why did the cowboy get himself a Dachshund? (Wiener dog)

A:

Spoiler:

Yeah, I know

[addictedtosims90]

So 2 blondes walk into a bar....

Youd think one of them would have seen it!

[Purple_Penguin00]

i don't get the 3rd joke wave?

i don't know any jokes erm... why was the sand wet? cause the sea-weed

[hag1TSOTSO]

i don't get the 3rd joke wave?

Because the dummy has one arm they're using it to hold on to the tree. If you wave to them, they'll wave back with their only arm and fall out of the tree. Dummy can be seen as a form of puppet as well as a dumb person.

[Purple_Penguin00]

i don't get the 3rd joke wave?

Because the dummy has one arm they're using it to hold on to the tree. If you wave to them, they'll wave back with their only arm and fall out of the tree. Dummy can be seen as a form of puppet as well as a dumb person.

oh! i see

[brunettesimgirl]

Saw this on FB:

Two blondes were driving to Disneyland and the exit sign reads: DISNEYLAND LEFT. They started crying and headed home.

[annasommer]

Uh, jokes in english... I only know a few, and most of them are inapropriate

So let me think.... clean joke...

How to you get to Wales in a car?

Spoiler:

[Purple_Penguin00]

Uh, jokes in english... I only know a few, and most of them are inapropriate

So let me think.... clean joke...

How to you get to Wales in a car?

Spoiler:

i like that one

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